Pickup lines.
They are not cheesy lines. They are pretty much....cheeky comments.
Don't fall for these ;
"Help me the CIA wants my penis."
"owh gosh, how may I help?"
"Hurry, put it in your pants!"
"I have a suggestion on how to increase the population for the next generation."
"huh?"
"Get it? Or should I give you a demonstration."
"my magic wand says you don't have any pants on!"
"yes I do!"
"damn, it must be working an hour fast."
"If your left leg is Christmas.....and your right leg is Halloween.....
can I come visit in between?"
*slap.
"excuse me I'm lost"
"I'll help you"
"can you show me how to get to your house?"
"Would you like to go out for sex and pizza?"
"NO!"
"whaaat.....don't you like pizza?"
"nice shoes. Wanna screw?"
*slaps.
"The word of the day is legs, lets go behind this building and spread the word."
*slaps.
"you.me.escape."
"where?"
"sofa city baby."
Okay maybe some of them suck. I modified some. Cause they are too perverted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz84qiOt9cg
damn, girl.
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